1 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:09,152 Whew! 2 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,653 Hey, you. 3 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,489 Me? 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,157 How is it that I'm the One who has to watch 5 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,659 Every single morsel of food 6 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:16,993 That I put into my mouth, 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,129 And yet those crumbs Turn into pounds, 8 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:21,631 And more pounds and more pounds, 9 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,099 Despite the fact that I've already puked up 10 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:24,333 Most of what I Ate the day before 11 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,169 By the time I get out of bed The next morning. Uh-huh. 12 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,037 Yeah. We're fat and we're sick. 13 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,940 And tired. You know, I Am really, really tired. 14 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:34,144 It's not like having a Baby at 20 or 30. I am... 15 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,267 Old. 16 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:37,214 Heh. 17 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,182 And I've got 6 months to go. 18 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,683 6 more months. 19 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,019 6 months of trying To wear clothes... 20 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,020 That make me look... 21 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,689 Like you're having a baby. 22 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:46,989 Our baby. 23 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:48,457 Yeah, our big fat baby. 24 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:49,825 Yeah, she's right, you know? 25 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:52,695 You know that I was 7 Months pregnant with matt 26 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,197 Before I was in Maternity clothes? 27 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,700 And now, at 3 months, Look at me, huh? 28 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,067 I'm fat! 29 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:00,225 I'm old, I'm tired, and I'm fat. 30 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:05,374 Yeah, I can't get in Nothin' of mine neither. 31 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:06,410 You can't get into Anything, ruthie, 32 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,344 And you don't fit Into your clothes 33 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:09,912 'cause you're getting bigger, and That's 'cause you're getting older. 34 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,014 Yeah. Just like mommy. 35 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:12,137 Ha! 36 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,253 All right. 37 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,253 It's ok. 38 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:18,754 Honey, it's gonna be ok. 39 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:20,923 It's not gonna be ok. It's Only gonna get worse. 40 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:23,392 I'm only gonna get fatter and Older and tireder and fatter. 41 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:27,130 And then when I'm at my fattest And oldest and tiredest and fattest, 42 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:29,199 Then I have to give birth 43 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:32,135 To my fattest baby ever, 44 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:35,138 Probably with a World-record head. 45 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:36,139 You see? 46 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:37,273 It's not fair. 47 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,274 Mm-hmm. 48 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,276 Yeah, if you ask me, 49 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,179 The only thing that you daddies Have to do with making a baby 50 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:44,802 Is the fun part. 51 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,976 Yeah. 52 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:56,481 Captioning made possible By paramount television 53 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,098 ♪ 7th heaven ♪ 54 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:08,405 ♪ when I see their happy Faces smilin' back at me ♪ 55 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:10,239 ♪ 7th heaven ♪ 56 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:13,009 ♪ I know there's No greater feelin' ♪ 57 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:16,413 ♪ than the love of a family ♪ 58 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:21,184 ♪ where can you go ♪ 59 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:24,521 ♪ when the world Don't treat you right? ♪ 60 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:29,359 ♪ the answer is home ♪ 61 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:33,196 ♪ that's the one Place that you'll find ♪ 62 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,865 ♪ 7th heaven ♪ 63 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:41,204 ♪ mmm, 7th heaven ♪ 64 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:44,128 ♪ 7th heaven ♪ 65 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,926 Dad. 66 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,428 Careful. Don't make me Lose my concentration, 67 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,262 Or I might forget something, And we don't want that, 68 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:42,198 Because the whole key to My life right now is focus. 69 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,133 Focus, focus, focus. 70 00:03:43,157 --> 00:03:45,001 Dad. What?! 71 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,537 I... I just want to know if Mom was feeling any better. 72 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,539 She can't fit into her pants, Ok? She can't fit into her pants. 73 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,541 She's not gonna feel Happy until she can. 74 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,712 I've been down this road 5 Times, and it's a long, cranky road. 75 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:59,014 Meanwhile, I have to find Someplace to take her 76 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:00,817 For our 20th anniversary 77 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,253 That's appropriately romantic, yet Doesn't remind her that I'm the one 78 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,622 That got her too big To fit into her pants. 79 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:09,192 I remember when you put on a Few pounds. You were cranky, too. 80 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:11,194 Yeah, but that was different. 81 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,696 I wasn't providing a Nurturing environment 82 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,531 For a developing human being, 83 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,567 And I have to say That if I were... 84 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,670 I think I'd be thrilled. I'd... 85 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,105 I'd be elated. I'd be... 86 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,273 Miserable. 87 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,041 You know, you think You know what it's like, 88 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,142 But you don't. 89 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,710 You really don't. You know nothing. 90 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,479 Nothing. 91 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:31,714 Hey, are you gonna drop the kids Off on the way to registration? 92 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,750 Well, it's not Exactly on the way. 93 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,119 Uh... Yes, of course I can. 94 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,821 Matt: uh, anything Else I can do for you? 95 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,323 Uh... Yes. 96 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,825 If you ever get married, and Your wife is ever pregnant, 97 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:44,460 Just admit that she's The one having the baby, 98 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,296 Not the two of you, Not you and her, just her. 99 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,997 She's having the baby. The woman has the baby. 100 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,432 Ok? Just do me that one favor. 101 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,566 Promise. 102 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,168 And don't make Promises you can't keep. 103 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,326 Ok. 104 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,441 Yes, I'm wearing your pants. 105 00:04:58,465 --> 00:04:59,564 Whew. 106 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,312 Hang in there. 107 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:04,480 It's only what, 6 months? 108 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:05,481 Yes, son. 109 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:06,983 And while I try 110 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,485 To balance the Demands of the church 111 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,020 With those of my Pregnant wife... 112 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,522 You'll be right here Sharing the misery and joy 113 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:15,024 With your dear old dad. 114 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,527 Not if I can help it. I'm gonna Check out housing today, 115 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,330 Just in case they Had a cancellation. 116 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:21,798 I saved my money this summer. 117 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,467 I thought you were going To get a car with your money. 118 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,303 The way I see it, a car gets Me away from the house 119 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,872 During the day, whereas A room on campus 120 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,373 Gets me away day and night. 121 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,375 Yet I'm still close by 122 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,944 If I ever want to visit Or eat or do laundry. 123 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,079 Or borrow the car. 124 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,079 Yeah. 125 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,081 We only have 2 Cars in this family, 126 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:42,785 And mary... God help us... Is going To be driving in a matter of weeks. 127 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:44,086 That still leaves one car. 128 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,676 Yes, it leaves my car. 129 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,992 You saw the pants, dad. 130 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,683 You're not going anywhere. Ha. 131 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,563 Yeah. 132 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:54,797 I'm telling you, 133 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,366 I know why I lost Kenny this summer, 134 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,901 And that's because I Wasn't following the rules. 135 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,235 The rules? 136 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,904 The gigantic best-selling Book ever on how to get a man. 137 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,072 There's a book? 138 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,907 Yeah. And I'm Following this book 139 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,008 No matter what. 140 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,010 Whoever the next Guy is that I go out with 141 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,512 Is the guy that I'm going to marry. 142 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,514 I'm telling you, There are no rules. 143 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,384 Each guy is different. Every Relationship is different. 144 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,885 Yeah, well, if you're Such an expert, 145 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,220 Maybe wilson would have Thought about sticking around town 146 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:19,389 To go to college. 147 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,890 Well, maybe I Didn't want him to. 148 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,425 Maybe I like going Out with lots of guys. 149 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:24,382 What lots of guys? 150 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:32,635 Nothing for me. 151 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,136 Just some soda crackers 152 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,873 And maybe something That fizzes, please. 153 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,176 Maybe your tummy will be better By lunchtime. Mommy's always is. 154 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,246 Give me an extra paper Bag just in case it isn't. 155 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,248 Just in case what isn't? 156 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,582 My morning sickness. 157 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,051 Oh, give it up. 158 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,387 You're not sick, you're Not tired, and you're not fat. 159 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:51,988 You're just trying To get attention. 160 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,745 Mommy! 161 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,062 Yeah. They get hurt, and They always ask for mommy, 162 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,531 Even when dad's Standing right there. 163 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:02,631 Simon. 164 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,267 It would be a great help 165 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,903 If you could just be a Little nicer to ruthie. 166 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,605 This isn't an easy time for her. 167 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,439 It's not an easy time For me either, dad. 168 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,775 I know that, but ruthie's Just a little girl, ok? 169 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:15,644 Yeah, you say that like being a Little girl's a weakness or something. 170 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:17,646 I mean, if you believe Girls are weak, 171 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:20,149 Try spending a day in my shoes. 172 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,617 Matt: simon, let's go! 173 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,919 That's not what I meant. I didn't mean that at all. 174 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,421 You didn't mean what at all? 175 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,823 I just told simon to be A little nicer to ruthie 176 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,692 Because she's a little Girl, meaning that... 177 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,193 Oh, I know what you meant. 178 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:32,929 And if you think Women are so delicate, 179 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,331 Why don't you try passing An 8-pound kidney stone. 180 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:36,832 Anything I can do today 181 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:38,634 To make your life just A little easier, honey? 182 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:41,237 Yes, if you wanted to, you Could go to the market for me. 183 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,938 Oh, I'd be delighted. 184 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,440 Here's the list. 185 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,774 Stick to it. 186 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,831 Ok. 187 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,257 Ann. 188 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:02,892 Would you change Places with laura 189 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,156 So she can see the board? 190 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:14,392 This is going to be a Very good year for us. 191 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:29,752 I don't believe in going Anywhere without my lipstick. 192 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:30,853 It's a rule. 193 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,354 A rule, huh? 194 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:34,223 Just how many of these Stupid rules are there? 195 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,725 They're not stupid. 196 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:36,726 They work. 197 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,928 That's why I'm a rules girl. 198 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,263 I bet I can get more Guys that you can 199 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:42,798 By breaking all the rules. 200 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,300 This isn't a contest. 201 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,469 It isn't about who Can get the most guys. 202 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,804 It's about who can get the guy. 203 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:51,340 It's about finding The love of your life. 204 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,432 Well, let the finding begin. 205 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:03,852 Guess who. 206 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,355 I don't know, 207 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,490 But I'd like to take My time guessing. 208 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:08,758 Surprised? 209 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,426 Hey, I didn't know you Were going to college here. 210 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,929 Yeah, I'm going to audit A few courses this fall, 211 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,431 And if I do ok, then I'll Officially enroll in january 212 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,133 And become a regular Student like everybody else. 213 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:19,669 That's great. I'm Sure you'll do fine. 214 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,838 Thanks. So what Are you looking for? 215 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,339 Oh, uh... 216 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,408 A room, an apartment to share, 217 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,478 A big cardboard box. Anything To get out of my parents' house. 218 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:30,213 I was away all summer in d.C. 219 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,280 And trying to fit back in 220 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,849 Is a little harder Than I anticipated. 221 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,350 Really? 222 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,585 Me and my 2 girlfriends are Looking for a fourth roommate 223 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,087 For a 2-bedroom. 224 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,722 It's walking distance to campus. 225 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,723 Me and... 226 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,824 3 women? 227 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,781 Why not? 228 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,095 Hey! 229 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,097 This little piggy Went to market, 230 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,099 And I got some fantastic grub. 231 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,600 On-the-list grub? 232 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,102 Uh, that, too. 233 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,671 You know what I was thinking? 234 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,172 I'm thinking that, uh, 235 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,708 Maybe I'll cook up a Little anniversary dinner 236 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,209 For the two of us tomorrow, 237 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,711 And then I'll send the kids off 238 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,047 So we can have the house All to ourselves. How's that? 239 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,515 Ok. But first of all, I know You're only doing that 240 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,017 Because I'm wearing your pants 241 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,451 And you're ashamed To be seen with me. 242 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:10,853 And secondly, you can't cook. 243 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,721 And thirdly, I'm not crazy About the way you clean up, 244 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,057 So thanks, but I don't think so. 245 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,059 But, honey, it's our... It's our 20th anniversary. 246 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,061 I'd like to do Something nice for you. 247 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,396 Well, fine. Then find somewhere That doesn't serve chicken 248 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,897 Where I can wear these pants. 249 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:22,932 that would be nice. 250 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,401 Ok. Why can't they Serve chicken? 251 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,269 Because I had my last Chicken last night, 252 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,705 And I'm never Eating chicken again. 253 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,740 I don't want to hear The word chicken, 254 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,475 I don't want to look At it, feel it, taste it, 255 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:33,876 Or smell it ever again, 256 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,100 As long as I live. 257 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,415 Chicken was not on the list. 258 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,372 I know. I'll take care of it. 259 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,559 I'm exhausted. 260 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:53,429 Must be all of this extra Weight I've been carrying around. 261 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,932 Honey, how about a nap? 262 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:59,023 I'll meet you on the Living room couch. 263 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,744 Don't ask. 264 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:10,980 Hello. 265 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,271 Uh, yeah. Just a moment, please. 266 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,518 It's for mary. 267 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,019 I'll tell her, dad. 268 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,154 Mary! 269 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,089 Phone! 270 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,958 That should do it. 271 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,525 Thanks, simon. 272 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,094 Yeah, no problem. 273 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,097 Sure, I'd love to Go out friday night. 274 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,967 Great. So just give me a Call before you come over. 275 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,458 All right. I'll See you then. Bye. 276 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,441 Oh, I guess that makes The score 1-nothing. 277 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,043 This is not a contest. 278 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,545 Ooh, I'll get it. 279 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:44,547 Hello? 280 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,048 Oh, hey, jordan. 281 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,271 It's for me. 282 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,286 Oh, thanks, jordan. I wish I could, 283 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,488 But I'm not allowed to Go out on a school night. 284 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:56,559 But you could come over and we Could shoot some hoops tonight. 285 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,060 Cool. 286 00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,183 Ok, bye. 287 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,697 2-zip. 288 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,966 Maybe I should cut My hair even shorter. 289 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:07,003 This is not a contest. 290 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,659 Oh, yes, it is. 291 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,710 So, can I get you two Some pillows and a blanket? 292 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,379 You feeling ok? 293 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,714 I'm just a little tired. 294 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,170 Me, too. 295 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:23,820 Eric: so, uh... 296 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,389 How's your housing search going? 297 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,324 Uh, pretty well. You remember connie. 298 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,659 Sure. 299 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,160 Yeah, well, I ran Into her on campus, 300 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,151 And she and 2 other girls Want me to move in with them. 301 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,667 Move in? You and 3 women? 302 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,490 It's not definite yet. 303 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,506 Look, I know what You're thinking, 304 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,508 But it's not like when You were in school. 305 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,845 It's very common for men And women to share housing. 306 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:52,548 We're more mature at Our age than you were. 307 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,017 Connie and I are just friends. 308 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,519 They have an apartment 309 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,020 Within walking Distance to campus. 310 00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,522 So if we split the rent 4 ways, 311 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,391 It's actually cheaper than A dorm. Probably quieter. 312 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,493 Well... 313 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,995 It's your life, 314 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,819 And it's your money. 315 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,656 Great. 316 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:19,308 She can have your room Painted like a nursery in 24 hours, 317 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,432 So just make sure you Know what you're doing. 318 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,940 You don't know What you're doing. 319 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,997 He's really cool. He's laid-back. 320 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,732 He's the perfect roommate. 321 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,102 Well, is he nice? 322 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,403 Very. 323 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,938 He's the oldest in a big family, 324 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,307 So he knows how to share, And he's very responsible. 325 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,674 We're not gonna be Able to walk around 326 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,410 The apartment in our Underwear with a guy here. 327 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,213 Oh, I'm more worried about him Walking around in his underwear. 328 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,714 Who wants to see that? 329 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,385 Look, just give him a chance. 330 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,057 Hi, matt. 331 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,058 Hi. 332 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,059 Come in. 333 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,203 All right. 334 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:14,864 Hi. 335 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,865 Hello. 336 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:16,988 Hey. 337 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,205 So, when can you move in? 338 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,044 I think maybe you should Introduce yourselves first. 339 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,045 Uh, amanda, Charlotte, this is matt. 340 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,413 Hi. 341 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,415 Nice to meet you. Both of you. 342 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,417 Matt, why don't I show you 343 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,919 What would be your bedroom. 344 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:40,263 The three of us are going To take the bigger one. 345 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,261 Whoa. 346 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,261 Nice. 347 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,763 Very nice. 348 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,064 Gorgeous. 349 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,566 I'll give it a go. 350 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,122 I'm game. 351 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:57,472 So what did you think? 352 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:58,930 Looks great. 353 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,743 Ok, but if we're gonna do this, 354 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,812 I think we should Have some rules. 355 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,547 Sure. Of course. Rules. 356 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,115 Oh, absolutely. 357 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,851 Like what? 358 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,153 Like, uh, no one dates anyone. 359 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,654 Oh, that's right. 360 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,222 That wouldn't work at all. 361 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,925 Amanda: no. What else? 362 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,327 Um, no sleep-over guests. 363 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,830 And no parties, Unless we all agree. 364 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,333 And I think we should split Everything evenly, you know. 365 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,534 That includes rent, groceries, 366 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,924 And the electric bill. 367 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,074 So... There's no reason Why this shouldn't work out. 368 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,364 Right? 369 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,701 Right. 370 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,750 So, you think maybe you guys Will win a few games this season? 371 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,953 We'd better. I think we Have a pretty good shot 372 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,921 At the district, but were Going to need a lot better play 373 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,256 From our guards this year. 374 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,157 Yeah. So do the lakers. 375 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,193 Ouch. 376 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,928 Laura, I have to Get off the phone. 377 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,530 I have to study for the test. 378 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,398 But I thought we could Study for the test together. 379 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,000 On the phone? 380 00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,603 Yeah. But we don't have To study the whole time. 381 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,471 We can talk about other stuff. 382 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,939 I can't. 383 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,241 There's only one Phone line in this house. 384 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,476 Then you should just come over. 385 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,145 I can't. It's a school night. 386 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,746 Well, then you should Sneak out and come over. 387 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,247 That would never work. 388 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,915 I mean, even if I Could sneak out, 389 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:15,551 I'd never be able To sneak back in. 390 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,153 There are 7 people In this house. 391 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,654 So just tell your Parents I forgot my book 392 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,523 And I have to borrow yours. 393 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,025 Just to copy the pages. 394 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,526 It won't take that long. 395 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,661 I can't. 396 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:29,164 Don't you want to Be my boyfriend? 397 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,500 I love being your girlfriend. 398 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,677 Uh, hey, dad, could you drive Me over to laura's house? 399 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,311 She forgot her history book. 400 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,513 She wants to borrow Mine just to copy the pages. 401 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,583 Well, I... You know, I'm kind of busy. 402 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,218 Can't laura's dad just Drive her over here? 403 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,787 Her dad's not home. 404 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,923 Besides, we don't Have a copier. She does. 405 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,958 Look, I'm going to Help you find your keys 406 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,961 Whether you decide To take me or not. 407 00:16:58,985 --> 00:16:59,962 Ok. Ok. 408 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,396 I'll drop you off, 409 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,398 I'll swing by the Church, pick up my notes 410 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,662 For my sermon, and Then pick you back up. 411 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,378 Thanks. I must have Left them there 412 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,880 When I was unloading The groceries. 413 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,915 Dad, mom wants something From the dairy shack. 414 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,583 Banana split. I'll come along. 415 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,719 Fine. All I need is my Wallet and we're all set. 416 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,321 No, no. We'll just Get you something. 417 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,589 You don't have to come along. 418 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,091 Eric: I have to drop simon Off at his friend's house. 419 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,326 Who, laura? Since When did everyone 420 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,329 Start dating on school nights? 421 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,329 It's not a date. 422 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,831 I want to go, too. 423 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,499 Mommy said I could. 424 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,101 Do you all have to come? 425 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,669 Is it a date or isn't it? 426 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,561 It's not a date. Simon doesn't date. 427 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,454 Oh, hey, you guys, um... 428 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,456 This is my friend jordan. 429 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,456 Hi. 430 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,658 Oh. Hi. 431 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,548 Nice to meet you. Hey. 432 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:17,394 There's something really Familiar about your dad. 433 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,748 Hello, mrs. Camden. 434 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,250 Hi, connie. How are you? 435 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,751 I'm fine, thank you. 436 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,820 I like those pants. Those are very cool. 437 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,988 Oh, thank you. And, Yes, I'm pregnant. 438 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:35,991 Congratulations! Matt didn't tell me. 439 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,394 I... I didn't know if I was supposed to. 440 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,429 Well, I don't think I'm going to be able 441 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,330 To keep it a secret much longer. 442 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:46,134 Uh, well, do you need some help Doing whatever you're doing? 443 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,203 Oh, I'd love some help. 444 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,095 You see, I can't take Anything chicken right now. 445 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,143 Well, you know, we Could take all the chicken 446 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,345 Over to our new apartment. 447 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,979 Oh... You're moving. 448 00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:00,048 Yeah. I just came by To get a couple things. 449 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,483 The girls thought It would be fun 450 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,017 If all of us were there For our first night. 451 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,753 I also thought we'd feel safer 452 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,156 With the apartment Being new to all of us. 453 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,158 Uh, well, why don't I go up 454 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,727 And put a few things Together for you? 455 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,095 Oh, that's ok, mom. I'll do it. 456 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,598 Uh, no. You two get the chicken. 457 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,355 It's just so icky. 458 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,816 Uh... Uh... That was nice, 459 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,353 But, um... What about the rules? 460 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,853 The rules. 461 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,456 Sorry. 462 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,358 We'll be like brother And sister, I promise. 463 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,349 Oh. All right. 464 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,796 Hey. 465 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,998 My dad's gonna swing back by 466 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,633 In about 15 minutes To pick me up. 467 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,422 Great. 15 minutes. 468 00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,611 Hi there, simon. 469 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:03,812 How does he know my name? 470 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,647 Because you're My boyfriend, silly. 471 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,816 Wait, I thought you said Your dad wasn't home. 472 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,052 That's why my dad Had to drive me over. 473 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,054 Besides all that, what's He going to think of me? 474 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,123 It's ok. We're an Affectionate family. 475 00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,792 Look, I think we'd better Just copy this stuff. 476 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,293 We don't have a copier. 477 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,327 You lied. 478 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,963 Of course I lied. 479 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,554 You wanted to See me, didn't you? 480 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,140 That'll be 13.75, please. 481 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,263 Ok. 482 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,347 Uh, there's just A little problem. 483 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,548 This isn't my wallet. 484 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,185 It seems that I left My wallet at home, 485 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,252 Which... No, no, no. 486 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,355 The thing is, my Wife is having a baby, 487 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,579 And, well, you know how that is. 488 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,361 Or not. 489 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,529 Look, mister, I don't Own the dairy shack, 490 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:56,931 I just work here. You know how that is. 491 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,200 Right. 492 00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,468 Do you have the money or not? 493 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,932 The one time I need The bank of simon. 494 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,696 Ok, well, I'll just... 495 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:13,482 Ah! Well, uh, would You be willing to hold on 496 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,217 To this $100 bill Until I can come back 497 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,217 With something a little smaller? 498 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,319 It's ok. I'm the minister 499 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:18,787 At the glenoak community church. 500 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,689 Sure you are, buddy. So This picture of a naked lady 501 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,824 Must be a saint. 502 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:22,825 What? 503 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,059 It fell out of your wallet. 504 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,403 It did? I mean, it's Not my wallet. 505 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,562 My dad borrowed 100 bucks from you. 506 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,393 You have lipstick on your face. 507 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,983 Eric: I believe this Belongs to you. 508 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,818 I thought it was my son matt's. 509 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:53,222 Oh, yeah, like matt Has a jacket that cool. 510 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:55,023 Hey, it's ok. 511 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,759 Uh, I took this by mistake, too. 512 00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,794 And, well, since I Didn't have my wallet, 513 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,897 I owe you 13.75. 514 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,498 No, actually, I owe you 100 515 00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:06,935 Because they're Holding your 100 hostage. 516 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,537 Oh, the 100? 517 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,205 My dad makes me keep It for car emergencies. 518 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,239 It's not really mine to spend. 519 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,407 Pay me anytime. 520 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,731 Ok. Uh... 521 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,045 How old are you? 522 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,947 17. I'm a senior. 523 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:23,818 Oh. Uh... Just... Just curious. 524 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,722 When's the last time you shaved? 525 00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:28,190 Right before I came over. 526 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:30,792 Uh, all the men in my Family have heavy beards. 527 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:34,095 You know, uh, high Testosterone levels. 528 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,464 It's a hereditary thing. 529 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,754 High testosterone. Oh, goody. 530 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,423 Be right back. 531 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,419 What? What's wrong? 532 00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:58,820 Is that the biggest One they make? 533 00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:00,043 Yes. 534 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:04,993 I can always go Back for another one. 535 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,829 No, you don't have to go back. 536 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,773 I have to go back anyway. 537 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,068 There's money in the coffee Can in the kitchen cupboard. 538 00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,225 Ok. 539 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,522 I'm getting your friend's money 540 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:34,790 And another banana split. 541 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,992 He just left. He said you Could pay him back later. 542 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,728 Oh. Uh... 543 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,697 Your friend, uh, Also had a picture 544 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,633 Of a naked woman in his wallet. 545 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:47,602 Just out of curiosity, How do you feel about that? 546 00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:50,338 Well, I feel like Every time you ask me 547 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,506 How I feel about something, 548 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:52,541 You don't want To know how I feel, 549 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,009 You want to tell Me how you feel. 550 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,111 Oh. In that case, I don't like it. 551 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:57,434 Mmm. 552 00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,682 I also don't like That he has $100. 553 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:02,617 Mary: get me a chocolate shake. 554 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:06,076 Chocolate shake, Right. Chocolate shake. 555 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:10,292 I found my wallet. 556 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:12,660 See? This is my wallet. 557 00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:14,529 So the wallet with the Picture of the naked woman 558 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,364 I had before wasn't mine. 559 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,833 As you can see, This is my wallet, 560 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:20,323 With my money. 561 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,141 I was supposed to get the money 562 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,310 From the kitchen Cupboard on my way out, 563 00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:31,212 But I forgot because I got distracted 564 00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:32,981 By the owner of The other wallet. 565 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,416 You're starting to Give me the creeps. 566 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,207 Yeah. 567 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:44,726 Can I help? 568 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,670 Thanks. I think I got it. 569 00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,481 I feel really cheap taking this, 570 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,250 But if I don't keep That 100 in my wallet, 571 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,417 My father will kill me. 572 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,552 Does he make you Keep that picture 573 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:12,254 Of the naked woman In your wallet, too? 574 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:13,621 It's not what you think. 575 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:15,857 My brother gave me this Wallet as a birthday gift, 576 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:18,393 And he put the Picture in as a joke. 577 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,497 I've just never taken it out. 578 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,499 Does lucy know About the picture, too? 579 00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,207 How come I never see her around? 580 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:33,675 Oh, she's a rules girl. 581 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:34,943 She doesn't get around. 582 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,411 What's a rules girl? 583 00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:38,346 They have, like, this Handbook or something 584 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,782 With all these rules in it for Getting a guy to marry you. 585 00:25:40,806 --> 00:25:41,950 How old is lucy? 586 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:42,950 14. 587 00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:43,951 Isn't she a little young 588 00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:44,953 To be thinking about marriage? 589 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:46,755 Yeah, I know. Crazy. 590 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:49,490 Uh, hey, mary, are we Still on for friday night? 591 00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:50,881 Yep, we're on. 592 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:54,896 Look, I'll talk To you later, ok? 593 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,164 And tell your dad Thanks for the money. 594 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:57,454 Ok. 595 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:01,936 Oh, hey, brad. 596 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,304 Did you hear they're doing 597 00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:04,639 Another star trek festival 598 00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:05,907 At the rialto this weekend? 599 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,308 Yeah, you want to go? 600 00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:08,310 Saturday? 601 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:09,311 It's a date. 602 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,535 All right. 603 00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:15,083 So how are those Rules working for you? 604 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:17,152 This isn't a popularity contest. 605 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:20,455 Fine. I'll just look at it As an experiment in proving 606 00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:22,023 That the rules don't work. 607 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:24,514 They work. I'm sure they work. 608 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:32,222 Please let them work. 609 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,505 Hi, sweetie pie. 610 00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:39,974 I, uh, stopped by That deli that you like 611 00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:43,312 And I picked up Some vegetable soup, 612 00:26:43,336 --> 00:26:47,315 A tuna salad, and... A fruit smoothie. 613 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,450 How does that sound? 614 00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:49,517 Like you think I'm fat, 615 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,685 So you're buying me health food. 616 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,120 You're not fat, You're beautiful. 617 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,487 Have you seen me from behind? 618 00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:55,379 Yeah. 619 00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:58,949 And? 620 00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:01,029 Beautiful. 621 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,230 I'm huge. 622 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:03,565 You're not huge. 623 00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:05,000 I am huge! 624 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,469 Honey, if I could be Huge for you, I would, 625 00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:08,971 But I can't. 626 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:11,239 So you're saying that you Agree with me that I'm huge. 627 00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:13,007 No, it's not what I'm saying at all. 628 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:16,431 You're the most beautiful Woman in the world to me. 629 00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,849 Maybe to you, but to The rest of the world... 630 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,351 Forget the rest of the world. 631 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:26,855 You and me and the Kids, that's my world. 632 00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:31,092 I can't believe we've Been married for 20 years. 633 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:33,361 I want to do something really Special for our anniversary. 634 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:34,730 You know, whatever you want. 635 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:35,763 How about chuck e. Cheese? 636 00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:37,507 We haven't had pizza lately. 637 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:42,170 And why aren't we in school? 638 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,639 I don't know about you, But I wasn't feeling too well. 639 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,763 Oh. 640 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,544 I'm a little gassy. 641 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:50,779 Oh. 642 00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,347 Honey, why don't we Go into the backyard 643 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,316 And have lunch and Sit in the sunshine? 644 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,006 That will make us feel better. 645 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,127 Is this a good idea? 646 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:08,396 I mean letting her Come home from school. 647 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,532 I mean, we let her play this Pregnancy thing all summer, 648 00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:12,200 But now that school's Back in, shouldn't we... 649 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:14,469 She's in the second grade, Not the space program. 650 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,104 How much can she miss? 651 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,462 Right. Right. 652 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,466 What? 653 00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:26,981 That is not tuna, That's chicken! 654 00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:28,449 No, no, no, I swear, it's tuna. 655 00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:30,484 No, I know how you Feel about chicken, 656 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:31,787 So I made sure it's tuna. 657 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,922 I know chicken when I Smell it, and that's chicken! 658 00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:36,625 I hate chicken! I Can't take chicken! 659 00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:39,383 No problem. I can make tuna. 660 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:42,831 Annie: top right! 661 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:44,054 Top right! 662 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,561 We must be out. 663 00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,309 It was on the list yesterday. 664 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,177 And so it was. You're Absolutely right. 665 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:59,047 Um, I'll be right Back with some tuna 666 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,282 If I have to catch The fish myself. 667 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:03,084 Do you mind doing a few Errands while you're out? 668 00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:04,507 I'd love to. 669 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,467 Matt. 670 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:20,868 Amanda. 671 00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:22,637 So, how'd you sleep last night? 672 00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:23,637 Fine. 673 00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:27,297 I saw you last Night in the kitchen. 674 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,577 Oh, I don't know what you saw, 675 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,946 But there's nothing going On between me and charlotte. 676 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:35,884 Well, let me just say that I want to be next in line 677 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,953 For that same nothing. 678 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,109 Oh, boy. 679 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,557 Hey, you guys, we Got our first mail. 680 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:43,791 Well, it's addressed To occupant, 681 00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:44,892 But it was in our mailbox. 682 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,449 I gotta get to class. 683 00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:49,630 Ok, what's going on? 684 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:52,366 Hmm. Nothing. 685 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,324 Nothing with me, anyway. 686 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:21,562 Ok, you two, what Exactly is going on? 687 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:23,931 Sorry. I couldn't help myself. 688 00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:26,034 He was practically Showing me his answers. 689 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,502 Mm-hmm. 690 00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:30,438 Well, in that case, I guess you both 691 00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:33,007 Can take the test Over after school, 692 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:34,598 In detention. 693 00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:46,176 At least we'll be together. 694 00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:52,282 Hey, rule breaker. 695 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,663 Amanda says she saw you Kiss charlotte last night. 696 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,164 Actually, it was Charlotte that kissed me, 697 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:58,900 And it's not going To happen again. 698 00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:00,067 You're right it's not Going to happen again, 699 00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:01,302 Because you're moving out. 700 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:02,370 Wait. Why do I have to move? 701 00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:03,370 Why can't charlotte move out? 702 00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:04,639 Because you're the problem. 703 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:05,907 I'm not the problem. 704 00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:06,941 And for your information, 705 00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:07,942 Amanda came on to me, too. 706 00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:09,310 As a matter of fact, so did you. 707 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:12,313 Oh, and you did nothing to Make any of us come on to you. 708 00:31:12,337 --> 00:31:13,414 No, I didn't. 709 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:15,450 Do you know what you are? 710 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,518 You are just... You're just... 711 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,808 You're a guy. 712 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:27,895 Hi. 713 00:31:27,919 --> 00:31:28,897 Hi. 714 00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:29,897 Nice color. 715 00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,532 Oh, thanks. 716 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:32,733 Are you free saturday night? 717 00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:33,968 Free? 718 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:35,704 Available. 719 00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,238 Would you like to go out? 720 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:38,239 Tomorrow night? 721 00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:39,573 Yes, tomorrow night. 722 00:31:39,597 --> 00:31:43,411 "Never accept a date After wednesday." 723 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:45,947 Sorry, I already have plans. 724 00:31:45,971 --> 00:31:47,615 Otherwise I'd love to go out. 725 00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:48,817 Well, what about Next saturday night? 726 00:31:48,841 --> 00:31:52,053 Saturday would be nice. 727 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:54,656 Uh, but there is this one thing. 728 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,458 Aren't you dating my sister? 729 00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:57,892 We didn't exactly go out. 730 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,860 I mean, we played basketball. 731 00:31:59,884 --> 00:32:01,196 Besides, I'm not Interested in mary 732 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:02,597 As anything other than a friend. 733 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:03,597 I see. 734 00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:04,599 So are we on? 735 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,301 Sure. But who's Going to tell mary? 736 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:08,669 I'll make you a deal. 737 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:10,371 I'll tell mary if You'll tell your dad. 738 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,841 Ok. See you next saturday. 739 00:32:12,865 --> 00:32:15,276 Oh, but do me a favor. 740 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,644 Toss that picture, would you? 741 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:17,934 Yeah. 742 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,790 What was that? 743 00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:31,825 Um, jordan was looking for you. 744 00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:34,251 He has something He wants to tell you. 745 00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:42,703 Hey. 746 00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:44,205 How'd you get home? 747 00:32:44,229 --> 00:32:46,374 I took the bus so I Could get the car. 748 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:47,875 What happened That was so serious 749 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:50,645 That you had to resort To public transportation? 750 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,913 I'm moving out, That's what happened. 751 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,647 But it's not my fault. I didn't do anything. 752 00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:56,417 Well, you did Something. You moved in. 753 00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:57,418 So? 754 00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:59,987 So, just take responsibility. 755 00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:00,989 For what? 756 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:02,924 For possibly not making 757 00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:04,158 The best decision in the world. 758 00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:06,227 You know, why is everyone Blaming me for all this? 759 00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:08,763 I don't even know What all this is. 760 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:12,100 And... No, I'm not blaming You at all. No blame. 761 00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:13,568 Sounds like blame. 762 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:16,270 No, no, no. No blame. No. Again I'm... No. 763 00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:18,006 I'm talking about Taking responsibility, 764 00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:20,775 Which is a very attractive Quality in a person, 765 00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,543 Even if you assume Responsibility 766 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:25,079 For something that's Clearly and solely 767 00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:26,280 The fault of another person 768 00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:27,982 Who absolutely can't control 769 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,006 What she's doing or saying. 770 00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:33,087 Are you talking to me or you? 771 00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:36,023 I'm delaying going Into the house. Why? 772 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,325 Well, I think you might Want to take responsibility 773 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,528 For getting mom In a better mood. 774 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:43,064 Because in a way, We could blame you. 775 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:46,100 You know what? I can Get her in a better mood, 776 00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:48,658 And I know just How I'm going to do it. 777 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,281 Oh, you finished already, laura? 778 00:34:00,305 --> 00:34:02,416 Sorry about before, ms. Hanover. 779 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,484 I really wasn't cheating. 780 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,353 I know the material really well. 781 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,055 I kind of have a Photographic memory. 782 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:08,856 I was just looking At simon's paper 783 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,291 To see how well he was doing. 784 00:34:10,315 --> 00:34:12,755 You know, because He's my boyfriend. 785 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:19,355 100%. 786 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:25,407 But next time, keep your Eyes on your own paper, 787 00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:27,275 Even if simon is your boyfriend. 788 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:45,493 Look, I'm desperate. You've gotta help me. 789 00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:47,495 Look... Please. 790 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:49,163 It... It... 791 00:34:49,187 --> 00:34:52,000 Well, it's our Anniversary, and... 792 00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:56,270 No... No, any time that You have available. 793 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:59,295 Yeah. Yes. Yes, I'll hold. 794 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,185 I would love to know how You stole my boyfriend. 795 00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:13,887 Boyfriend? You just played Basketball with him once. 796 00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:15,056 It was still a date. 797 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,223 Not really. 798 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:18,326 Oh, yeah? I kissed Him good night. 799 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:21,685 Ha! Bet you didn't know That, did you, rules girl? 800 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,699 I don't care, because You know why? 801 00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:26,133 Kiss or no kiss, 802 00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:27,869 You lose and I win. 803 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:30,905 Or if you want to look At it in another way, 804 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,996 I win and you lose. Ha ha. 805 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,677 Hey, you're the one Who wanted to turn this 806 00:35:36,701 --> 00:35:38,646 Into a big popularity contest. 807 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,615 Ok, maybe I did, 808 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,182 But I only did it Because I was annoyed 809 00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:44,018 That you blamed Yourself for kenny. 810 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:46,788 It wasn't your fault that Things didn't work out, 811 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:48,857 And I didn't want you to Start playing some game 812 00:35:48,881 --> 00:35:50,558 With these rules and Then start thinking 813 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,582 That you were a loser When they didn't work out. 814 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,754 But I guess sometimes they do. 815 00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:01,969 I'm sorry I went off on you. 816 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,505 I'm really lucky to Have you as a sister. 817 00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:07,174 Why, 'cause my Dates like you best? 818 00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:09,132 Yeah. 819 00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,349 You can't keep doing What you're doing. 820 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:16,417 You're gonna ruin me. 821 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:18,519 Laura: ruin you How, financially? 822 00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:20,988 No, morally. 823 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,890 You're really upset, aren't you? 824 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:23,991 That's cute. 825 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,092 I'm not cute. 826 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,160 Sure you are. 827 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,228 And don't worry, 828 00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:28,896 I'm sure it won't Ruin you morally. 829 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,931 But if it makes you Feel any better, 830 00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:33,201 I think you're going to Make me a better person. 831 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:34,535 I believe that. I really do. 832 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,837 Yeah, I'm not so sure. 833 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:38,572 I am. You're the nicest Guy in the whole world, 834 00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:40,676 And I'm just crazy about you. 835 00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:46,414 Look, if we're going to be Boyfriend and girlfriend, 836 00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,782 There have to be some rules. 837 00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:52,020 First of all, no cheating, 838 00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:54,022 No making out in Front of your dad, 839 00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:55,812 And no lying to my dad. 840 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:20,214 Thanks for packing my things. 841 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,616 You really shouldn't have Since this was all my fault. 842 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,084 So you did kiss her? 843 00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:27,988 Let's just say I... Didn't not kiss her. 844 00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:30,424 And that's not the same to me 845 00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:32,460 As it probably is to you. 846 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,984 But who kissed whom Isn't the problem here. 847 00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:38,932 The problem is... Living with 3 women 848 00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:41,358 Is probably not going To work out for me. 849 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,037 I'm just sorry I Didn't realize it 850 00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:45,306 Before I upset everyone. 851 00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:49,265 Well, thanks for apologizing. 852 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:54,114 And even though you're Not going to be a roommate, 853 00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:55,938 Maybe we can still be friends. 854 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,041 Yeah, I'd like to be Friends with you. 855 00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:02,356 But I'm really attracted to you, 856 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,725 So that might not work out. 857 00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:07,094 It's a very nice compliment. 858 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,318 It's the truth. 859 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:12,322 So, should I call you? 860 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,437 Well, actually, I'm Going to concentrate 861 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,495 On my studies right now. 862 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:22,810 But, uh, once I get In school officially, 863 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:24,945 Then I'd love to go Out with you again. 864 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,603 You mean like in january? 865 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:33,354 Well, I guess this is Good luck, good-bye, 866 00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:35,578 And I hope to see you in 1999. 867 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:43,264 Happy anniversary. 868 00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:47,635 I made some plans, but We need to be there by 5:30. 869 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:48,758 Hmm. 870 00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:52,540 It's 4:30. It's now. 871 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:54,342 Yeah, well, you can Wear whatever you want. 872 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:55,676 Even those pants. 873 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,845 Oh, it must be a Really nice place. 874 00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,847 Let's just say they Don't serve chicken. 875 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,438 Oh, yeah. Ha ha. 876 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:04,051 Oh, ok, ok, I'll try, 877 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:07,121 But only because It's our anniversary. 878 00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,155 Can you help me? 879 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,323 Yeah. Thank you. 880 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,525 What are we going To do with ruthie? 881 00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:13,949 Well, you just Leave it all up to me. 882 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,497 Eric: 5:30. 883 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:17,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 884 00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:21,401 Great. 885 00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:23,727 Girls, I need a favor. 886 00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:25,707 Anything. 887 00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:27,108 I talked your mom into going out 888 00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:28,575 And I need you to keep An eye on ruthie tonight. 889 00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:29,643 Why anything? 890 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:33,213 Because I need a favor, too. 891 00:39:33,237 --> 00:39:34,582 I want permission 892 00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:37,284 To go out on a date Next saturday night 893 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:39,320 With a really nice guy. 894 00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,888 Oh, I'm sure that's probably ok 895 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:43,673 As long as we know the Guy. Do we know the guy? 896 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:49,897 How would you feel about My going out with jordan? 897 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:52,066 I'd feel lousy about it. 898 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,835 Still, you trusted Mary with him, 899 00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:56,737 So you trust me with him, right? 900 00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:58,706 I trust mary. I trust you. 901 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,040 I don't trust him. 902 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,942 But I'll try to change my mind. 903 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:04,044 Just make sure that Ruthie is taken care of, 904 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:07,114 And simon, but don't let simon Know that he's being taken care of. 905 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:08,783 He's an adult now, And he has a girlfriend, 906 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,967 Who, by the way, I Don't trust, either. 907 00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:14,644 I got a date! 908 00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:19,726 Ok. Now. 909 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,395 Aah! 910 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,297 Well? 911 00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:24,887 You're the best. 912 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,303 Just stay right where you are. 913 00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:31,487 I want to get the door for you. 914 00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:51,125 This is the best Anniversary we've ever had. 915 00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:53,560 Yeah, it's pretty Great, isn't it? 916 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:56,931 I don't care if I'm Old or fat or tired. 917 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:58,955 We're going to have a baby. 918 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:05,272 Yep, and we have a Really clear picture. 919 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,674 Oh. Whoa. Well. 920 00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:10,110 We'll have to take Your word for it 921 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,779 'cause I can't make out a thing. 922 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,443 Let me help you with that. 923 00:41:14,406 --> 00:41:15,415 Yeah? Little head. 924 00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:16,584 Look. Oh. 925 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:17,728 Sort of. 926 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,698 Thanks for going Shopping with me. 927 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:32,500 You could have wore my pants. 928 00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:35,691 I feel much better In this. Thanks. 929 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,880 Ah, let's see. Uh... 930 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,015 Maybe we should Start with the wallet. 931 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,505 Oh, well. 932 00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:55,889 Uh, we'll have a Couple of burgers, 933 00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:58,325 Fries, 2 diet sodas, 934 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,327 And a... 935 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,396 A super-size banana split. 936 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:03,464 Mmm, 2. 937 00:42:03,488 --> 00:42:07,090 Got it. So is that the Chick in the photo? 938 00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:11,972 Her? Yeah, that's right. 939 00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:14,074 That's the woman in the Photo. Oh, yeah, that's her. 940 00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:16,710 Man, you're like No minister I know. 941 00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:18,333 Maybe I will go to church. 942 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,387 This is great! 943 00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:28,288 Well, I don't know How great it is, 944 00:42:28,312 --> 00:42:30,780 But it is a chicken-free Environment. 945 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:42,091 Ahem. 946 00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:44,938 What are you doing here? 947 00:42:44,962 --> 00:42:45,940 What's all this? 948 00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:47,908 Well, we, uh, knew Where to find you, 949 00:42:47,932 --> 00:42:49,710 And this is just Our way of saying... 950 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,467 All: happy anniversary. 951 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:57,217 Well, hey, wait a Minute. Where's ruthie? 952 00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:05,058 Yes, sir, that's my baby ♪ 953 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:07,127 ♪ no, sir, I don't mean maybe ♪ 954 00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:10,898 ♪ yes, sir, that's my baby now ♪ 955 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,834 ♪ yes, ma'am, we've decided ♪ 956 00:43:13,858 --> 00:43:15,536 ♪ no, ma'am, we won't hide it ♪ 957 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,006 ♪ yes, ma'am, You're invited now ♪ 958 00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,907 Look at that. 959 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:22,175 Should we tell them? 960 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:23,176 Tell us what? 961 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,600 Go ahead. 962 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:29,539 We're having twins. 963 00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:36,123 Yeah. 964 00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:38,526 ♪ yes, sir, that's my baby ♪ 965 00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:40,761 ♪ no, sir, I don't mean maybe ♪ 966 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:44,932 ♪ yes, sir, that's my baby now ♪ 967 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,167 ♪ yes, ma'am, we've decided ♪ 968 00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:49,337 ♪ no, ma'am, we won't hide it ♪ 969 00:43:49,361 --> 00:43:53,040 ♪ yes, ma'am, You're invited now ♪ 970 00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:55,208 ♪ by the way ♪ 971 00:43:55,232 --> 00:43:56,977 ♪ by the way ♪ 972 00:43:57,001 --> 00:44:00,781 ♪ when we reach The preacher I'll say ♪ 973 00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,249 ♪ I'll say ♪ 974 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,318 ♪ yes, sir, that's my baby ♪ 975 00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:06,787 ♪ no, sir, I don't Mean maybe... ♪ 976 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,790 Captioning made possible By paramount television 977 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:12,726 Captioned by the national Captioning institute... 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